My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
| Me: | *bit intoxicated* It feels like the grounds moving |
| Friend: | Don't worry you'll eat some food and be fine |
| Guy at the other table: | You felt that too? |
| Friend: | Oh. |
how do you get a nice body without moving
the basilisk taking a shower
I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.
He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.
aaah…ssssssssshhhhhhhower time
#moisturize me
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RDJ is blurring the lines between work and reality again„
WE NEED YOU.
WE ARE NOT OKAY.
HUNTERS ARE DOWN.
WE NEED WHISKEY.
We will keep you safe
dear, supernatural fandom,
we’ll bring the popcorn, shock blankets, pie, beef jerky, and the whiskey.
sincerely,
the Time Lords and the Consulting Detectives